Barack Obama did his daily press conference Tuesday morning and ruffled more than a few feathers. Obama said that in 2016 he plans to completely outlaw Natural Light beer and all Lynyrd Skynyrd music of any kind. He plans to shut down all Natural Light brewing companies and replace them with a healthy tomato and kale substitute. It will be called “Natural Obama Water” and will be put in every school in the country.
Along with the Obama Water being put in place Lynyrd Skynyrd music will be illegal to play any wear around the country. All CD’s will be taken off shelfs and burned with gasoline paid for by your tax dollars. If someone is caught listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd they will be jailed for up to 8 months in prison and have to pay 1000 dollars in Camel Cash. Camel Cash is the small pieces of paper on the back of Camel cigarettes that can be traded in for items from the official Camel Cash catalog.
When asked why he would outlaw Lynyrd Skynyrd Obama said, “Because Free Bird sucks”
this is a satire/parody post.